...and then there were four With 10 out of the total 30 required radiotherapy treatments complete, everything is going well. Once again, to draw the comparison with a six-pack of Tui - it is like having 2 down, 4 to go.
...and then there were four
Dazza's reaction
By Dazza getting a mate in the hair department, I mean I will lose a band of hair from one ear to the other, going via my forehead. One side will lose more than the other, and my eyebrows should be safe, but time will tell.
Captain's log, stardate 9 April, 2008...
Starfleet has informed us of a possible residual tumour presence within the galaxy known as Bondy. We went straight to the galaxy at a speed of warp 9. Our head engineer Scotty did struggle with this, stating quite clearly "Cap'n! I canna meck eet go enne fastarrrr!", but
warp 9 got us there in plenty of time.
We found that in the said galaxy, there was a device that would enable us to launch a photon torpedo at the potential tumour presence. It worked on the Klingons, so it would work on a tumour.
The head constellation of Bondy galaxy was covered with an elaborate cloak mechanism, that included a clearly marked target. Almost too easy...
At my command, The Enterprise launched five photon torpedoes at different angles. Four of them for a duration of less than ten seconds, and one for approximately 25 seconds, and it was as simple as that. I watched to see the path of the torpedoes...
Captain James T Kirk
Upon closer inspection of Bondy, everything seemed in order. Symptoms close in similarity to a very minor hangover were not enough to stop Bondy from playing touch rugby for two hours the night after the treatment.
[End of Captain's log]
